Hi my name is Fernanda, 18 years old and I'm pretty darn important according to the Doctor
Well, Hello There

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via buttholepizza)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

-anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

(via buttholepizza)

mandrakescry:

h o m e w o r k
h o m e w o r
h o m e w o
h o m e w
h o m e
h o m
h o
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h a
h a r
h a r r
h a r r y
h a r r y p
h a r r y p o
h a r r y p o t
h a r r y p o t t
h a r r y p o t t e
h a r r y p o t t e r

(via notenuf)

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Source: southwatertribe, via wavesoftheworld)

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

(via alaskanupperclassmen)

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

-My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via decad3nt)

lovingmalemodels:

Caio Medeiros by Wong Sim
amerikoismywaifu:

eternallybliss:


This is so perfect, for the time you look at this image, you don’t know if it’s a boy and girl, a girl and a girl, a boy and a boy, a black man and a white girl, a white man and an asian girl, you know nothing. Just the simplicity of the connection and the beauty of two human beings sharing love and that is all that should ever matter.

Actually, Due to the slight prognathism of the maxilla, the smaller more rounded cranial vault. The sharper and less defined lower mandible, and less protruding supraobital ridges, the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the left is female, and of African American decent. However the individual on the right shows a larger more oblong cranium, heaver more protruding supraobital ridges, a flatter maxilla with less prognathism. Also the lower mandible of this individual is heaver, more defined and square. From the presence of these features the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the right is male of Caucasian decent. Also due to the advanced (but not complete) obliteration of the cranial sutures, and the presence of a third molar in each individuals, it can also be said that both of these individuals are between the ages of 25 and 40. 

i just

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via lifeisanasshole)